Only darkies :)

1. Are engaged for 5 years or more.
2. Never bother to divorce. They just separate for the rest of their lives.
3. Are late to church, work, and everything else, EXCEPT when the "club" is free before 11:0PM.
4. Refer to diabetes as "SHUGELA OR ISIFO SESHUGELA".
5. Wait for movies to premier on SABC\eTV
6. Drive slowly around town just looking for someone so they can say "Hola seven."
7. Show up at weddings, baby showers, graduation, birthday parties, etc. with a new outfit on, with their nails and hair done, but don’t bring a present for that occasion.
8. In relation to #7, they eat like dogs and take a DOGGIE BAG.
9. Consider "clubbing" as a monthly expense.
10. Leave bills (instead of insurance) behind for surviving relatives.
11. Have at least one relative with a criminal record.
12. Will borrow money for a big wedding reception, then live in a municipality four room with no furniture.

13. Have mothers who can use swear words and religion ALL IN ONE SENTENCE.
For example, "Thixo wam, lekaka lomntwana iyawazinyele." and "Awe Jesu wam awubheke okuNokuthula sekuma namadoda kusekuncane, akufebi nje kwenzokunye"
14. Swear that the nigerian man selling carpets out of a van gives them the best deals!
15. Have at least one neighbour that "was almost a soccer star"
16. Spend the car insurance money on everything, EXCEPT getting the dent fixed.
17. Invite co-workers and all of their friends to their child’s 1 year party, which happens to have a professional DJ, alcohol but only about 3 kids and 50 adults in attendance.
18. Have children who are great singers and dancers, but failing at school.
19. Will drive a Lexus, Merc, BMW or Jaguar AND live in a bachelor flat or rent a house or ARE STILL staying with their Mum.
20. Come over to your house at 8:00 in the morning to "borrow" a cup of sugar.
21. Will pull up in the church car park blasting out RJ Benjamin’s Change the World on their stereo.
22. Will display the labels in designer suits to wear to a class reunion and try to return it the next day after spilling beer on it, only to tell the sales person it didn’t fit.
23. Will have on a new outfit every time you see them, but when you ask them for the money they owe you they always say, "Don’t have it."
24. Play R 100 worth of lottery numbers a week but won’t invest in the stock & shares. (It’s tooooo risky!!)
Yeah


Don’t feel offended i’m also a darkie person   :D